Dear Mr/Mrs/Ms Guest,Roger the skiffler:

In regards to your recent communication regarding a proposal to record the William Tell Overture with kazoo and triangle:

I regret to inform you that you have been the recipiant of cyber meddling with our customer files. That communication was strictly for internal use and should never have been forwarded to you, our valued client and artist. Guest,Roger , you are among our most valued customers, and we would like to meet with you, Mr/Mrs/Ms the skiffler in order to further discuss this proposal.

As I am sure you are aware Mr/Mrs/Ms Guest,Roger the skiffler, that each and every artist dealing with the Mudcat Recording Studio here at Muddy RiverBottom Productions is of great value to us.

P.F. Bombast, CEO

ps - G,RtS --- WOBH!! Kazoo and triangle? You have GOT to be kidding.....do you know what it costs to hire a triangle player these days? How about you lead on Kazoo and we'll bring in that Mbo kid and his one string gitar....? Have your machine call my machine. PFB