I DREAMED I PLAYED LIKE RICK(SUNG TO THE TUNE OF JOE HILL)
I dreamed I played like Rick one night
And better than he could be,
Said I to Rick: "I'm better than you",
"No, you still suck," said he,
"No, you still suck," said he.

"At Carnegie Hall, Rick," says I to him,
Him standing by my bed,
"My picking murdered you once and for all,"
Says Rick, "But I ain't dead,"
Says Rick, "But I ain't dead."

"My technical brilliance killed you, Rick,
My vocals as well," says I.
"Takes more than your ego to kill a man,"
Says Rick, "I didn't die,"
Says Rick, "I didn't die."

"From San Diego to Ottawa,
In every pub and bar,
Where they drink and fraternize,"
Says he, "That's where I are,"
Says he, "That's where I are."
-couldn't help myself, Fortunato