Moose Breath on Your Collar

You and I were riding home
From an Oslo so-ock hop
You told me you had to pee
Could we make a sto-op
You were gone for much too long!
In the cold and snow!
Finally, I followed you!
How was I to knooow?

Cho:

Moose breath on your collar
Said you'd been untruue
Moosebreath on your collar
Told a tale on youuuu!
You made that big moose holler!
Now, big guy, we're through!
Cuz moose breath on your collar
Told a tale on you!

Guess I interrupted you
Crashing through the pines!
Knowing what you tried to do
Nearly blew my mind!
Man, that moose got even
Windshield smashed right through!
And moose breath on your collar
Told a tale on you!

Cho.

There's a moral somewhere
Before I shut my mouth
I am leaving with the geese
Headin' on back South!
Tell those guys at Allstate
You played fast and loose
And coitus interruptus
Is very hard on moose!

Cho