Noo lassie

yer santas nae that cruel nor yet sae clever :)
Ah pit the branks on thon hogboon but it poots sae muckle an drooled all ower me flair so i sent it tae live wie a bonnie wee dragon . Santas transport his bin nae weel but a local kelpie gied it a few dunts wie its hoves and the bloomin thing is workin noo so will go on monday tae find a selkie that might be going in yer direction tae deliver it

I hope yev bin an affy guid lassie cause i dinny want tae send ony coal :)