Ads we won't see.


(Average American) Hello, I'm Eight Trillion Dollars in debt. But so are you.


Hello, I'm voting electronicly for the candidate of my choice because I'm as naive as they think I am.


Hello, I'm from Misssouri, the show me state, but since; our war policy is secret, all the money and weapons spent in Iraq is secret and actual election results are secret...I'm sitting this one out.


Ad for any wireless phone company:

(Picture of outhouse) Remember when you had to go outside? (picture of a modern bathroom) Now we can go inside in the warm comfort of our home.
(Picure of old fashioned crank wall phone) Remember when you could call inside from the comfort of your home?
(video of people standing in their front yard and in front of buildings) Now you can call from the great outdoors!
ens with: (video of dozens of people outside saying "Can you hear me now?")