Vectis, m'dear
Christmas time is coming near
Some years I've been a little slow
But a packet of goodies is gathering below
Yes, I'm a Santa of the South
But South of Never? South of Ever?
The Bat shit from my land of ponds
fertilises more than pots and fronds
Don't doubt Whether - just think Hooray!
Some little goodies will find their way!

very little

but full o'art

or is that heart?

and remember

Postie, postie, don't be slow -

be like Elvis - Go Man Go!

Your very own

Standard, Solemn, Ceremonial and Sometime..
SANTA!