We are the Mudcat posters Who're not at Getaway, We're not sloshing beer down, We're not on a spree. Stay-at-home songsters Boys and girls Why should we be Among those churls? We are the Mudcat posters Who're not at Getaway.
Iceland, Oz, and England, Yanks and Canucks too, Deutschland, Spain and Ghana, All in the same stew! We are the Mudcat posters Who're not at Getaway.
What do we care for Big Mick, Kendall, or the rest? Someone has to stay home And keep the downy nest. We are the Mudcat posters Who're not at Getaway.
Soon they'll be returning Full of tales and cheer, But we will surprise them 'Cause we've drunk up all the beer! We are the Mudcat posters Who're not at Getaway.