Well, well, well...

Here it is comin' on winter an' I just checked an' Iz still one womenz thread under my quota so...

...ahhhhh, like why do womens think they have to be right 100% of the time???

No, don't answwer that one...

Ahhhh, let me rephrase... We all undertand that womens can't possibly be right 100% of the time so like, ahhhhhh, why do we men let them get away with this crap??? Huh??? Answer me that one...

Come on guys... Shoot, if the Dems can take a house of Congress then shouldn't we assert ourselves as the superior race??? Ahhhh, make that "creed"... Or whatever we are...

And this oughtta be the year when the toidy seat stays up, too...

Yezzir, toidy seat up... Right, guys??? Come on, you Muscat whimps... Don't be afriad of these womenz no more... Leave the tody seat up tonight... Like what is the womemz gonna do??? Sue us???

Hahahahaha...

Just let 'um cause we is men and we run the joint an' we get to start the wars so that makes us superior... Right??? You think that George Bush puts the toidy seat down??? Come on, I weasn't born last night and nor was George Bush...

(But, Bobert... Since when did you go proppin' up George Bush as some kinda male hero???...)

Forget Bush...What this comes down to is gettin' a little respect here... We go out and start the wars an' we slay the dragons an', hey, we have earned the right to leave the toidy seat up, ain't we???

An' if we wanta burn a little evidence on Saturday night then we shouldn't get no evil looks when the womanz comes into the room, takes an exaggerated sniff and gives us the evil eye...

That's kinda my take on this whole thing an' I figgured that with as many Mudwomenz at the Getaway that maybe we men could like get a step on 'um here before they get back an' maybe win this one...

Okay, the Wes Ginny Slide Rule has it 5-2 they they whup up on us again but that beats the odds last time around...

Mudmen Unite!!!

Bobert (Chairman, not "chairperson")