This remindes me of the time I came home half pissed from a 4 day weekend with the boys. My wife at that time, was livid. She says, "Where in the hell have you been?" I said "None of your damned business". She said, "How would you like it if you didn't see ME for most of a week"? I said, "I'd love it."!!

About a week later, I was able to see her a little bit out of one eye...