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Thread #88825   Message #1876650
Posted By: Mr Happy
05-Nov-06 - 09:10 AM
Thread Name: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
Laughing above policeman.

I know fat old policeman.
It is located always on our street.
Fat and jolly red yoyo person.
It will actually be maintenance.

It is too kind-hearted for the poly-Zeus's cue.
It never not zany, which frowns.
And each speaks.
It will be the happiest person in the town!

Ampere-hour, hah haha haha hah haha hahaha!
Ampere-hour, hah haha haha hah haha hahaha!
Ampere-hour, hah haha haha hah haha hahaha!
Ampere-hour, hah haha haha hah haha hahaha!

It laughs above on the responsibility of point.
It laughs above on its impact.
It laughs above for each.
When it goes for a walk into the street.

It can never not stop to laugh above.
He speaks it not Is.
but as soon as it it arrested never man.
And o as long as it not to begin to cry!

Ampere-hour, hah haha haha hah haha hahaha!
Ampere-hour, hah haha haha hah haha hahaha!
Ampere-hour, hah haha haha hah haha hahaha!
Ampere-hour, hah haha haha hah haha hahaha!

Its jolly side is wrinkled.
And after this it shut its eyes.
It opened upward on its large large mouth.
Was wondrous size!

He said: "I must arrest you!"
He did not know dl4.
I after this it it began to laugh above.
To it not to crack its jaw!

Ampere-hour, hah haha haha hah haha hahaha!
Ampere-hour, hah haha haha hah haha hahaha!
Ampere-hour, hah haha haha hah haha hahaha!
Ampere-hour, hah haha haha hah haha hahaha!

So if you are the chance to meet it.
Thus far gull aye rush cha round the town.
You so try a shite in its its fat old ' hand.
And give to it half of crown.

Its eyes will emit rays and it is sparkled.
Its a bulk a yet with the enjoyment.
And after this you will begin it to laugh above.
That blessed it could with all!

Ampere-hour, hah haha haha hah haha hahaha!
Ampere-hour, hah haha haha hah haha hahaha!
Ampere-hour, hah haha haha hah haha hahaha!
Ampere-hour, hah haha haha hah haha hahaha!