Kendall, you're wife's name was "Livid"!?

McGrath, if a toilet seat is down and dry after a guy's been in the loo, women should probably avoid washing their face in the sink for a bit.

Bobert, half of winning a war is knowing when to give up the battle. You ARE the George Bush of inter-sexual relationships. Either admit it's a lost cause and try diplomacy, or you're gonna have to pull out before the job is done!

I wonder none of the porn spammers have hit this thread yet...