How do ya answer a woman when she asks one of those dumb questions, like, "Do these jeans make my rear end look too big?" or "Do you think my nose is too big?" or "Do you think my feet are too big?"

Well, why does a dame ask "Do you think my nose is too big?" What for, when she already knows the answer and there ain't nothin' anyone can say that'll convince her otherwise?

I don't fall for it anymore. The last one that asked me that, I just grinned and said, "Kid...if the Titanic had had a honker the size of yours the damn iceberg would've got the hell out of the way right quick, and a whole lotta people wouldn't of drowned that night."

You shoulda seen the look! Then she started laughin'. It usually works, but your timing has got to be good. No fear. Gets 'em every time, if ya handle it right.