Kendall, no, I are not at the Getaway. Said something at Mary's song circle and in the Getaway Program thread. Too far, too long to get there, bad time of year for me. I'll still try for next year, even if the place and time aren't going to change.

McGrath, men usually think they have better aim than they have, which can be a problem. Women, however, seem to be the worst pissers-on-seats these days, since some apparently they're afraid of people pissing on seats, which wouldn't happen if everybody just sat the hell down. Don't get me started on the stupidy of ass gaskets, but women trying to hit the water with their ass in the air hovering somewhere above the 'drop zone', and using non-aimable parts need a freakin's shrink, and possibly a permanent catheter. I never noticed this women whizzing on seats happened until sometime in the mid-90's when it suddenly became a hot new trend, and we're stuck with it now. It would be really funny if somebody invented a wetness detection thing for toilet seats in public rest rooms, that loudly announced, "Your attention please! The toilet in stall #4 has a wet seat! Be advised to use caution, and it would not be inappropriate to glare mercilessly at the current occupant upon her exit. Thank you."

Men, there is a very good reason why it's more than just polite to make sure the seat is down. The seat is a device to prevent a person's posterior from becoming submerged. The rim of the toilet is not designed for this task. If you're a man and ever wake up to. [SPLASH] "Dammityousonofabitch...," you'll know why, and take steps to hide your gonads for a month or so.

So Bobert, be afraid.