Hey, Dianavan...you want a moment of sheer terror? Do ya? Are you ready for this?

Well, ya know them toilets they have in the washrooms at the new cinemas? The extra big white ones with the silver flush handle? They got a seat but they don't go no lid at all...and when ya flush 'em, it's like "KKKKKKKAAAAAA-FLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH-KA-RAMMMMMBO!!!!" We're talkin' industrial strength, jet-powered, ram-it-down-yer-throat full-blown suction like an upsidedown tornado!!!

Now think "aerosol effect" and multiply by a factor of about 1000. And remember, 8500 different people used that there toilet in the last coupla days too...8500 different sets of deadly, infectious germs.

Sheer terror, eh, Dianavan? ;-)

Har! Har! See ya at the movies.

- Chongo