Yeah, yeah, yeah...

You all really think this ol' hillbilly believes this so-called scientific study that says that flushin' a toilet without the seat and lid down releases germs into the atmosphere???

If that's so then why ain't there lids on commercial toilets you find in Home Dept, Lowes, Sears, and most fast food resturants in the world??? Huh??? Answer me that one...

This study is bogus and funded by a bunch of cranky womenz who are just mad at us because....

...ahhhhhhh, danged if I know why you all is mad at us...

As fir yer lumps, yeah, okay, you all got 'um and we like 'um but does that little bit of anatomy make us wrong 100% of the time??? Answer me that one, if you will???

Like my buddy Mark says, "You can either be right or you can be happy..." when it comes to womenz...

He sho nuff hits the nail square on the head with that one...

Bobert