What the hell kind English is that, Capt'n???

I mean, even the nouns ain't the same... Like what the heck is a "brid"??? A lady about to be married??? Of ourse it ain't.. It's a feathered creature that flies over ya' tryin' to land a brid goober on the top of yer head or on yer car that you jus' washed...

They call 'um brids up there, Kendall ol' buddy??? Heck no they don't... Do they???

See what I mean... Don't matter if Caucer was from Wes Ginny 'er Maine, he couldn't write worth a danged...

Ahhhhhhhh, maybe he was a republican??? Hmmmmmmm???

Bobert