Neigh, laddie, I wasn't getting it on with that horse. We were just talking about why I was saddled up to a Cardinals hat when I am from Michigan. That's when she knew that there was no chance of a meaningful relationship, Michigan boys prefer "Bossie, the stump trained cow". This, like the pastie, was a substitution in the old days. There aren't many sheep in Michigan, so the cow became every boy's first "special friend". I kept looking for a cow costume but all they had was flamingos, horses, and some critter I never saw before.

I can't believe I just wrote that. Don't push the "send" button, Mick..............DON'T DO IT.......I can't help meself......... DON'T LAD, C'MON, THIS WILL BE .....STOP .....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...........

Mick