I'm sure Shiamsa should not be accused of facistiousness, nor even fascistiousness, and I hope fasciitis never strikes Shiamsa's Plantar. Facetiousness, now? Oh Lord. keep us from satire and all such prods to the imagination, lest we learn to march to the beat of diff'rent drums. Or even sing and play.

What was that about the Devil being in the detail?

Cheers, Rowan