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The spin campaign seems to have worked. Some liberals even believe Peliosi is ALREADY Speaker of the House. Mr. Murdoch is highly pleased that his investment has not been in vain. According to projections based on past trends, the Democrats will now wallow in masturbatory self-satisfaction until well past the House vote on Pelosi. They will then support Pelosi as she turns their attention to non-issues. The repressive legislation put into place by our Bush operatives will remain in place, and Democrats will never know the difference. Another forcible insertion may be needed in the presidential race of 2008, and we're leaning towards Hillary Clinton at this time because she's onboard with our police state agenda 100%. Of course, if a Republican is still needed in that office, our voting machines will take care of it. Kudos on a job well done.

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