Wrong! NASA and the ESA both say it's Tonga! And the CIA's report on the Tonganese military might is, shall we say?, sparse. Oh yes, Tonga is a threat to the world! For instant, this satellite photo, which shows the largest atomic cannon in the world (built in 1952) and which is currently housed near Junction City, Kansas (at the end of the zig-zag road in the center of the photo), is being readied for transfer to the Tonganese military! Courtesy, of course, of the Tongan-loving Bush Administration.

I hope that the new Congress stops Tonga before their plans become a reality!