It seems a banjo picker died and went to the pearly gates and Saint Peter said, "A banjo picker, eh?... and bluegrass at that. With a background like that, you'll have to take a special test for admission. The test is to tell me what is God's first name?"

The banjo picker said, "Oh that's easy. God's first name is Andy. We sing it at Sunday school every week:

Andy walks with me
Andy talks with me
Andy tells me I am his own..."


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A group of terrorists captured a busload of banjo players. They threatened to release one every hour until their demands were met.