Spare a passing thought for the 'Clear English' campaign too - the quest to eradicate jargon and unnecessary over-egging of the pudding to the extent that the simple printed instructions for erecting a Swedish flatpack furniture store caffitiere storage unit become so unreadable (as opposed to illegible) that the customer is left in some considerable doubt as to whether screw A goes in slot B or whether they should just physically manhandle the object into the refuse department of the most conveniently juxtaposed Civic Amenity site or appropriate container.

OK?

LTS