Well it could have been - moving on to how this wouldn't be too bad for a trumpet player, but would really bugger you for playing the penny whistle. And then someone brings up the three hole pipe you play one-handed to leave the other hand free to play a drum (the pipe and tabor). And then Django Reinhardt comes upon the scene, and all the other musicians who've managed to overcome losing a few bits and pieces...

But sticking it down here in the BS means it'll turn into a partisan Punch and Judy match about US senators, and what unutterable bastards the other lot are.