Ah!

More lox and bagel's jokes.

I retract everything nice I might have said previously. ;-)

Tough if you're into pornographic stories about lox and bagels this is the site to find them.

I'm not sure it constitutes literature, and you would neither be the 1st, 2nd or 3rd person to show an interest so don't be ashamed to try it out.

If you find that lights your fire then JennyO (jenny bagel to those who relly know her) is the person to talk to next. >;-)