It has been brought to my attention that some fellows are, well, more blessed than myself in certain rather personal areas. Ladies of my acquaintance tell me that size isn't everything, it's what you do with it, nice meeting you, and don't call us, we'll call you.

I think that the more manly fellows like those chaps on the Rugger team at Harrow should jolly well share it out more fairly. What do you chaps and chapesses think?