SUPERTELEVANGELISTIC SEX-AND-DRUGS PSYCHOSIS Parody of "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" (Sherman/Sherman) Lyrics by M. Spaff Sumsion
I used to be a master of the anti-gay crusade Until a butch disaster blew my pastor masquerade But if it's true I'm pounding more than pulpits, don't blame me It's 'cause I caught my hooker-tweaker-stud's infirmity
It's... Supertelevangelistic sex-and-drugs psychosis Worse than plague and bird flu crossed with osteoporosis We were playing doctor and he gave this diagnosis: Supertelevangelistic sex-and-drugs psychosis
I found the perfect therapist - the kind that gives massage I like to drive my Escort and I park in his garage I swear he only serves me crank when all his Coke is gone And then he helps me straighten out my Peter, James, and John
Blame Supertelevangelistic sex-and-drugs psychosis That's my greatest guilty pleasure next to Guns N' Roses Good thing there's no ban on it in all the books of Moses Supertelevangelistic sex-and-drugs psychosis
It seems all pious public figures bugger on the sly But Jesus loved Republicans and sinners; so must I Say "Holy moley, Mister Foley! That boy's underage!" But I believe the congressman has turned another page
Oh! Supertelevangelistic sex-and-drugs psychosis Next time, better cut me off at handshakes and Mimosas No more meth or men for me (at least in overdoses)! Supertelevangelistic sex-and-drugs psychosis!