Man goes to interview for job as handyman.

Interviewer asks him "Can you paint?". "No" he replies"
"Can you do plumbing ?" "No", he replies
"Can you do carpentry ?" "No" he replies
"Any good at gardening ?" "No", he replies

"So what's handy about you ?" asks the interviewer.

"Well, I live just round the corner" he replies.




I'll get me coat ....