Garg ol' buddy, you're just a spoil sport. Of course we're all Wanna-Be's that's why we're here (you too) - (Especially you).

And to paraphrase SRS, what has 10,000 got to do with quality?

Have you followed kat's links? (I know you love her as much as we all do)

AND - have you read her book? It's great, I loved it.

I've written a few songs and a couple of stories, but 10,000 people haven't bought them (YET - BUGGER) Despite the fact that I'm an internationally famous singer (Due to Mudcat Radio).

AND SQUEAKS you're a bloody liar, I've never read ANYTHING of yours that is "Terrible"