Kissmeass shopping season is in full swing here. Like ants on a worm. I get Claustaphobia just thinking about having to go shopping. I was thinking I might just get everyone a gift certificate from the Royal Canadian Mint... the one with the picture of Liz on it. It's the same as spending twice as much before Kissmeass on stuff they don't really need anyway.

I look like Santa, too. Well, when I wear a red hat.