Well there's such a thing as "maternal amnesia" to get a lot of us lasses off the hook, but where does that leave everybody else? All us avid TOGS* (listen to Terry Wogan on Radio 2 monday-friday 7.30-9.30 am GMT) will be familiar with the legend on the elusive TOGS sweatshirts: "Do I come here often?" By the way, who else besides me has to put their spectacles on in order to find their spectacles if they're not in the usual place?

mouldy

*Terry's Old Gals/Geezers