sheesh....all these folks talkin' like 'salsa' is some generic, clearly defined universal constant!

There's salsa, salsa, salsa
, and **SALSA**


...with many levels and ummmmmm..'flavors'

It comes in runny, chunky, lots of onion, NO onion (if you know where to get it), mild, medium, HOT and OMG!

Save it to the next time, SINS, have a tasting.....vote....make a LIST of acceptable types, then restrict amounts and require coordination among potential consumers as to who will be allowed to bring what....and who must TAKE AWAY leftovers!