It was a Teddy making that Buzzing Noise on the Campsite Dozy Rozy! Soldier Boy told me it was your Rabbit the little liar. Just goes to show you can't believe every thing you hear. All I can say is don't turn it on in a session or we will never live it down. How ever you can switch your Mobile Phone to Vibrate in a session as long as you answer it outside the Pub.

On second thoughts if you turn it on and stick your err …. Teddy in you ear whilst singing that should make the whole pub go quite.

But isn't Jimmy great he can even write with Scotch accent!