It's OK, countess - I have got it now:-) Good wind up and we all fell for it!

Get my own back time...

I've just realised what parallel universe you are in! Dingy pubs, rich pensioners, subsidised Art Centres showing Nicaraguan nose flautists and Lesbian slate embossing workshops on every corner. You don't live in a certain large city in the South East of England do you?

:D (tG)