I recently got a new job. The office clown is hairy. Not so much a crab ladder, as a scramble net. Blows my three little tufts into a cocked hat. When he showed me, I hyperventilated in the filing range and had to be rubbed down with a damp edition of "Taxation - the magazine of the Inland Revenue".......

And you thought the IRS was full of faceless beaurocrats.....

LTS