"Listen to da woids of wisdom, what the phonograph says" Yellow Boy
"One hates to offend a doughnut by not eating it." Snoopy to a doughtnut.
"I yam what I yam, I'm Popeye the Sailor Man."
"Doh, BART" Homer
"Either people agree with me or they say stupid things." (paraphrase from Dogbert holding a seminar on communication.
"Hey Herbie, remove the derby" Woody Woodpecker
"I'll hold the football and you come running up and kick it." Lucy to Charlie Brown
"I'm bringing home a baby bumblebee, Won't my Mommy be so proud of me? Aruppa a-doopa doop doop doop" Little Killer in a cartoon about Buzzards (He finally lands a dinosaur)
"'Toodeloo Cariboo' a tale of the frozen North" Snoopy