One time at a party a man named McCabe came up to me and said, Do you know how to keep a n*** from drowning? I said, That's not how I would say it but No. He said, Good. Later, I went up to him and said excitedly, Do you know how to keep a McCabe from drowning? He said, No. I said, Good, and walked away. He said, Ebbie, that's sick.