"Do you think my nose is too big?"
reminds me of a broadcast of the Science Show (ABC Radio National) about 20 years ago. Robin Williams had a habit of marking every 100th broadcast with a 'special' on a topic and the one he picked for that occasion was Freud's hypotheses about penis envy. Except that every mention of 'penis' or 'penile' was replaced by "nose" or "nasal".

Most entertaining, especially considering some of the stories concerning Freud's dealings with real noses.

Cheers, Rowan