Where is Homeless?

After reading the thread title, he immediately sprang to mind. I remember several of what we fondly like to call the 'nekkid' stories.

One in particular had his missus and I in tears and contained the line: "So there I was, not a stitch on, with a rat trapped in a pickle jar..." I'll bet he's probably had a raccoon somewhere, and you could probably duplicate it (clothing optional) to some effect.

I like the idea of the motion detectors. Whatever you do, don't make him one of your margaritas or else you'll have him for life.

~JE