Skipjack, you aren't even a newbie yet! You first must rid yourself of the GUEST stain by becoming a full-fledged member--as I have done it myself less than a week ago, I can tell you it is quick and painless. Be prepared for merciless harassment from the familiars. Then you will be in my class, and we can both learn the wondrous intricacies of Mirefelinism, without which arcane knowledge, we are condemned to Newbieism in perpetuity.