I like the ones where people name the biz after themselves when their name just isn't any good for promenading. It doesn't even have to make a funny phrase, it's just WRONG-- like Preston Boop Masonry in HUGE, perky lettrs on a roadside billboard-- coulden't somebuddy have told him it would have been better simply to be Acme?!?

(Is Betty his receptionist?!?!)

~Susan