Nude Shopper's Jig

In the land of Oz there has been cause for gawkers to line the street. For to see a free show (as the ogglers know) is something that cannot be beat.

Clothes having been strewed, the people are nude and waiting outside of the store, For the owner in there to get off his chair and let all them in the front door.

There are forty stores who've banished the mores of the public and society. They've instigated this mess of consumer undress and public indignity.

The first five inside can cover their hide with a towel, while they start to shop. And find some new clothes and get dressed in those before there arrives a cop.

A voucher the size of three-eighty-five is the prize they can spend in the spree. If the clothing they choose costs less than those dues they'll receive it all for free.

It may seem funny but the store will make money selling clothes to customer six and to seven and eight and those who showed late and those who came to get cheap kicks.

Those with the gall to shop at the mall dressed in nothing but skin will put on a show, and get some free clothes And the situation is win-win-win.

To be in the first five is the goal that I strive I pray it's not too close to call it. I hope that I win because dressed in my skin I've got nowhere to put my wallet.

------- This is my first attempt ever at song writing. You may need to take a little freedom with the scanning. All constructive critiques will be appreciated.