I admit that I don't know a lot. I don't even know where to find out, and for a librarian to admit THAT is probably unique. But I do learn something every day, even if it's not to test an electrical outlet with a screwdriver or not to smoke around gunpowder (I've never done the first and I gave up my pipes better'n twenty years ago).

Jerry, I got the basic idea for a song but I'm havin' some trouble puttin' the concept into words. Hang on for a bit, 'cause it's coming.