The trouble is, Shane and Chongo are already under the impression that they are "history"...in the positive sense, I mean (that they have made history)...not in the sense you mean. They both figure they have achieved the ultimate coolness in their chosen fields of expertise, and I think you know what those fields are. ;-)

1. drinking
2. smoking
3. scoring with good looking women
4. being undeniably cool
5. being "Number One" in their peer group

I think the fact that you are "Number 6"....5 notches down from Number 1, you note...is causing them to lose respect for you.

On the other hand, "Number 2" doesn't sound that good either, does it?

What can we do about this?