My '83 Ford van is old and cranky and starting to rust and it gets lousy gas mileage but it's what I've got and so I drive it.

Windows95 is what I've got and so I use it. In time I will replace the van. In time I will replace Windows95. I hope that in both cases I can afford something better but in the meantime I'll keep chuggin' along with what I've got.

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