So, Bert, how do you e-mail Spam firms without getting yourself listed on their e-mail lists and on the list of everyone they sell their lists to?

Sorry, Bert, we're going to continue to delete Spam as soon as we see it - but we would appreciate it if people would NOT bother notifying us of Spam. It's usually deleted by the time we follow up on reports - and if it gets missed, it's not the end of the world.

I hope you enjoy all the Spam you get in response to your complaint e-mails. Tastes great baked, with brown sugar, pineapple, and a maraschino cherry in the pineapple hole.
-Joe-