Ok, here's one for The Trumpet Goddess!

Here are the nudes
Hanging around by the department store
Here are the nudes
Pushing and shoving to be the first through the door

Here are the nudes
Hoping desparately for some clothes to win
Here are the nudes
So they have something dignified to walk home in

Here are the nudes
Here are the nudes
Here art the nudes

["Today is the day for Kleider Bauer's great contest
as a thousand nude shoppers wait for the doors to open
If they are one of the first five through, they get
Three-hundred-and-eighty-five dollars worth of free
clothing to wear home..."]

["Tension risens as the manager opens the doors
and the wave of nudity crashes like a tsunami
upon the portals of victory..."]

Here are the nudes
Running like mad to the Bauer display
Here are the nudes
Just exactly who'll win, no one can say

Here are the nudes (the VERY nudest)
Here are the nudes
Here are the nudes
Here are the nudes

["...the dark-haired bloke is in the lead..."]
["...get out of my way you little blighter..."]
["...the woman in the, um, earrings is gaining..."]
["...let go of me you freak..."]
["...oh it's going to be a close one..."]
["...the crowd is really enjoying this..."]

Here are the nudes
I wanna go home with some clothes on my back
Here are the nudes
I want something in black!

Here are the nudes
The winners all agree it was better than a sale
Here are the nudes
Losers, look out--I believe it's starting to hail, hail, hail...

["...an amazing run in all respects..."]
["...are these the ONLY socks you sell..."]
["...what do you mean 'I looked better nude'..."
["...what if my choices go one dollar over the limit..."]
["...look out folks, it's like golfballs out there..."]

There go the nudes (ouch!)


--Mbo