The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #1894733
Posted By: Amos
28-Nov-06 - 12:29 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Of grand delusions, wild and faire
The Master, here, is bold Rapaire
Who often dreams himself a star,
Or leading Foreign Legions far,
Or fancies he is twirling twine
Upon some cattle-pony's spine.

But of all these grand delusions, one
Has beaten all the rest for fun --
Being the ancient God of Sun!
There's nothing quite so lahdeedah
As walking 'round dressed up as Ra!

And none who do it with the flair
Brought to the vision by Rapaire!
His swiveling hips and God-like gaze
Are certain all the Board to faze,
Though they may think such fearsome looks
Were better used procuring books.