weel santa ive been thinking
aboot this wheen o clues
i've spiered fowk fur the answer
but it didny bring guid news

some said ye wir in England
someone even said Japan
but i couldny find a eastern catter
so i guess that they wir wrang

the wans i think might ken ye
are as big a tease as you
they'll no say wha they think ye ur
so noo ahm feelin blue

I'm gonny hae tae spend some time
lukin back at aw yer clues
tae see if i kin catch ye
then it'll mak the mudcat news.


Meg