Lookit heer buddy......I ain't one what would ever say stuff like:

These heer beans is cooked too long.
Therez too many fat grams in them Moon Pies.
Honey, theez bonsai trees need a waterin'.
Duct tape won't fix that.
Gimmee the small bag uv pork rinds.
Graceland shur is tacky.
King Richard is English.
Trim the fat offen that steak.
I couldn't find nuthin' at Wal-Mart today.
Them shorts oughta' be a lil longer Darlin'.
I'll have grapefruit instead of biscuits an Gravy.
I don't really care which team wins.
Checkmate
Unsweetened tea tastes better.
The tires on that truck is too big.
Does th salad bar have bean sprouts.

Now iffen ya heer sumkinda stuff like thet comin' outta' my mouth, then ya kin holt it agin me, but til thet time comes, why doan you jez have a RC an a smile an shut ta hell up?

Spaw--Who just acquired another case of Ale8One