Boy, whatta bunch of tiny brains we got here workin' overtime here, eh? I see it is time for someone who can flippin' think with both flippin' brains to way in here and straiten all youse out on which is, like, which, eh?

Okay. So the BIG brain...that is the one you use when you are, like, makin' a dope deal and you are wayin' out the ounces and puttin' 'em in the baggies cos you, like, gotta make the other guy think he is gettin' a real DEAL when acshully you are rippin' him off BIGtime! And the BIG brain is the one you use when you make up a real good story for the flippin' cops about the car you are drivin' and why its ownership don't match yer name and the strange thing that it, like, got reported stolen must be just a big mistake! Know'm sayin'?

That's the big brain in action, man.

The little brain is important too, eh? REAL important! The little brain gives you a real good time becoz it is the one located in yer pants, eh? And it is the reason that chicks want you so bad. If yer cool, that is. Like me. That's the little brain. It gets put down by a lotta dumb people, but it is at least as important as the big brain becoz if you were missin' it you would be missin' a big part of what life is all about!!!

And that's all ya gotta know.

- Shane